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Facing sequestration-related budget cuts, the Navy has canceled all appearances of its popular Blue Angels stunt-flying team for the rest of the year, officially grounding the elite pilots and their iconic blue-and-yellow jets. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Spending cuts due to ground Navy’s Blue Angels flying team
Posted by admin on March 1st, 2013
MOBILE, Alabama (Reuters) – Blue Angels pilot Dave Tickle said he is focused on practicing maneuvers for an upcoming show in California instead of worrying about how federal spending cuts will threaten performances this year by the U.S. Navy's renowned flight demonstration squadron. With $ 85 billion in automatic cuts due to take effect on [...]
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No Comments »Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven
Posted by admin on February 21st, 2013
THE HEAVENS—Sources within the Kingdom of God confirmed Thursday that late president of Iraq Saddam Hussein has been constantly complaining to his fellow angels about the abundance of Jews in Heaven. Hussein, who has resided in Heaven since his deat… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: about, Angel's, complaining, heaven, Hussein', Jews, Saddam No Comments »Desperate Angels Deactivate, Reactivate Vernon Wells To See If That Works
Posted by admin on August 27th, 2012
ANAHEIM—In a final act of desperation, the Los Angeles Angels elected on Friday to deactivate underperforming center fielder Vernon Wells from their 25-man roster and then immediately reactivate him to see if that would fix the problem. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Angel's, Deactivate, Desperate, Reactivate, Vernon, Wells, Works No Comments »Abbreviated Pundit Round-up: Lousy angels of our nature edition
Posted by admin on January 22nd, 2012
The New York Times doesn’t mince words about Newt Gingrich’s Southern Strategy. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Abbreviated, Angel's, edition, lousy, nature, Pundit, Roundup No Comments »GOP race offers scattershot list of angels, demons
Posted by admin on January 21st, 2012
In the 11 days since Mitt Romney tried unsuccessfully to leave the rest of the GOP field behind in New Hampshire, the presidential race has served up a scattershot cast of angels and demons as the candidates try to strike a chord with different slices of the electorate. Tweet This Post
Angels Hoping They Can Get Mike Napoli Back Now That They Have Albert Pujols And C.J. Wilson To Trade
Posted by admin on January 9th, 2012
ANAHEIM, CA—After spending $ 330 million on big-time free agents Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson, Los Angeles Angels officials said Monday they now feel they have the pieces in place to make a trade for former Angels catcher Mike Napoli. Tweet This Post
Criss Angel’s Nephew Forced To Sit Through Another Lame Mindfreak
Posted by admin on November 26th, 2011
EAST MEADOW, NY—Sixteen-year-old Jake Howell groaned and rolled his eyes Monday evening as he was subjected to another embarrassing… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Angel's, Another, Criss, Forced, Lame, Mindfreak, Nephew, Through No Comments »
