From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…
Oh! More Things I Know:
> The annual Netroots Nation Fall Online Auction ends at 10 O’clock ET tonight.
> As unlikely as it seems, the book of “Romneyisms” will end up being thicker than the book of “Bushisms.”
> Joe Lieberman leaves the United States Senate for good in 110 days.
> We’re at the part of election season where GOP campaign advisors start smashing their cellphones against the wall in disgust.
> If you need some white noise to help you fall asleep, turn on your DVR and cue up a rerun of the GOP convention.
> The dumbest people on the planet are the ones who think an awesome night of entertainment is paying $ 50,000 for a plate o’ vittles and a speech by Mitt Romney.
> What the new senatorial “Gang of Six” means for America is mostly that we’re about to get fucked again.
> Collective bargaining is the devil’s tool unless it involves NFL referees in which case it’s God’s greatest gift to humanity.
> If Mitt Romney was president, he would’ve already solved the crisis in Libya by declaring war on Iran.
> 100 percent of economists agree that jobs are a fairly reliable cure for high unemployment. We should test their theory.
> Democrats feel your pain. Republicans inflict it.
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