It’s not Saturday hate mail-a-palooza, but I couldn’t wait with this one, as it helps me make a point I’ve been itching to make:
fucker, do you think yuo can scare us by using corrupt officials to harass christians and chistian companeis? no, we have always been harassed and were not scared!! i can promise you two things: one, i will eat at chick-fila every day from now on; two, the satan-worshipping muslim scumbag nazi president will out on his ass laetr this year!! you alredy lost!
Okay, I get the whole “I’ll eat chick-fila every day” thing, misspelling and all. It’s supposed to make us liberals mad, and conservatives live to make liberals mad. It validates their dystopian self-centered existence.
But here’s the thing—the biggest impediment to full marriage equality and tolerance is generational. We have progressed as quickly as we have on the issue because the bigots are dying off and the Millennials are the most tolerant generation ever.
So, if they really wanted to stick it to liberals and fight the good fight for hatred and bigotry they would, you know, eat healthy. Like salads. And tofu.
Chick-Fil-A food is the exact opposite of healthy. Check out this ingredient list:
Even their “healthy” kids meals are horrible.
So by eating this crap, they’re just guaranteeing themselves a shorter life.
Personally, I would rather they all eat health food. Our health care costs go up when people don’t take care of themselves. And really, being healthy is its own reward. But if the bigots choose to destroy their bodies over some hilariously stupid statement like “I stand with bigotry!”, how is that supposed to make me mad?
Quite the opposite, actually. It just means Chick-Fil-A is doing its part to make full equality a reality, even sooner rather than later.