[video] Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

Posted by admin on June 21st, 2012

In this week’s GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.’s new losing streak, the Heat’s Chalmers-based offense, and Nike’s tracksuit that streamlines the penis.

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