Goldman Sachs Hires Single Morally Decent Human Being To Work In Separate, Enclosed Cubicle

NEW YORK—Seeking to mollify critics over its role in the global financial crisis, Goldman Sachs announced Friday the hiring of junior analyst Greg Kohler, who executives said is the investment bank’s first and only employee to possess a clear set of…






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