Kentucky Derby Winner Hoping He Won’t Have To Repeat What Was Easily Most Traumatic Experience Of Life

LOUISVILLE, KY—Shaken and trembling Kentucky Derby winner I’ll Have Another, who came from behind and outside on the final turn to win the Kentucky Derby in a breathtaking display of speed and panic, is reportedly hoping that nothing like the 1-1/4-…




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