Oklahoma state Sen. Constance Johnson (D) was so enraged at a “personhood” bill that sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception — even before the egg is implanted in the womb — that Jezebel reports she offered her own amendment which would have added this language:

“… any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

She later withdrew the amendment telling colleagues her intent was to highlight the absurdity of the bill.

Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire