Enraged Gorilla Beats, Maims Luggage Manufacturer

Posted by admin on August 14th, 2011

Still furious over his inability to inflict damage upon numerous pieces of high-quality Samsonite luggage many years ago, Bobo the Gorilla severely pummeled Samsonite CEO Frank Jurgens into a life-threatening coma yesterday.

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